War Randy!

Ponce de León, eat your heart out. 43 year old Randy is definitely onto something and MLB, pay attention now, it isn't roids. It also isn't Xyience. Randy swears by an alkaline diet rich in leafy greens (yeah, the dude eats vegetables for breakfast... are you taking notes, country breakfast boy Matt Hughes?) Would green leafy vegetables have helped Barry Bonds hit all of those zingers? Who knows, but I'm going to roll the dice and say they wouldn't have given him a series of injuries and made his head swell up bigger than that of Tito Ortiz the way HGH did. He also wouldn't go down in history as one of the biggest cheaters in all of professional sports, and you know what, he still would have retired richer than 99% of the Earth's population. Barry should have picked alfalfa spouts and kale. But I digress. WAR Randy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!