Tuesday, March 6, 2007
News reports indicate the CIA has fresh evidence that Osama is hiding somewhere in Pakistan.
Pakistan? Way too obvious.
Top Ten Places Osama Is REALLY Hiding
#10 The dimple in Kirk Douglas's chin
#9 The "tall" section at the Men's Big and Tall store
#8 The ladies restroom at a "Magic The Gathering" convention
#7 Civil War reenactment
#6 The library at Cal State Chico
#5 I think he tried to sell me an upconverting dvd player at Frys even though I don't have an HDTV
#4 Slumped over in a car in the West End of London, oh wait, that's George Michael
#3 The World Beard and Mustache Championship in Brighton
#2 Any place of cultural interest in Southern California
#1 The Screech sex tape booth at the Las Vegas Porn Expo