Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey who?
Mariah Carey herself to therapy four times a week but she still wakes up crying every morning.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey Who?
Jim Carrey a dead hooker to the municipal dump last night.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen who?
Charlie Sheen Jim Carrey with a dead hooker last night. He just wants to say, nice work.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hired Goons
Hired Goons who?
Hired Goonzales as Attorney General, no wonder shit is hitting the fan.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mo Rocca
Mo Rocca who?
Mo Rocca your world baby.
It's 3am and you're nude, get off my lawn, I'm never inviting you onto Larry King Live again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A six hundred pound hog
Oh Rosie, I didn't know you'd lost weight. Come on in, we've been expecting you.
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