Thursday, May 3, 2007

Six Knock Knock Jokes by Harry The Partridge


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey who?

Mariah Carey herself to therapy four times a week but she still wakes up crying every morning.


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey Who?

Jim Carrey a dead hooker to the municipal dump last night.


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen who?

Charlie Sheen Jim Carrey with a dead hooker last night. He just wants to say, nice work.


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hired Goons

Hired Goons who?

Hired Goonzales as Attorney General, no wonder shit is hitting the fan.


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mo Rocca

Mo Rocca who?

Mo Rocca your world baby.

It's 3am and you're nude, get off my lawn, I'm never inviting you onto Larry King Live again!


Knock Knock

Who's there?

A six hundred pound hog

Oh Rosie, I didn't know you'd lost weight. Come on in, we've been expecting you.

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