Monday, March 7, 2011

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Know the Meaning of Winning By Rex Larry Champion

I know Harry The Partridge might not agree, but roughing up hookers and banging seven gram rocks is no way to win.

There is only one way to win. And that is by winning. And the only way to do THAT is by working the system. The RL Champion Ultimate Turbo 20-Notch System.

I have something better than tiger blood. I have chetah blood, man.

Chetahs are faster than tigers. So who’s really winning?

Charlie Sheen only thinks his winning, but like most nancy boys he’s really losing. Bi-losing, tri-losing, I’ve lost count. He’s losing here, losing there, losing everywhere, man.

After a few years that “winning” tattoo is going to look as cool as a “where’s the beef?” tattoo, or a certain “Billy Bob” tattoo- you know who you are.

If you ever played arcade games at Round Table Pizza back in the 80’s, you know that Winners Don’t Use Drugs.

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