Sunday, May 1, 2011

Top Ten Miracles Performed By Pope John Paul II:

10. Turned water into ice
9. Once ate at Pizzeria Uno without taking Pepcid AC
8. Took a leak at the airport and the urinal flushed itself
7. First pope to visit a boy scout meeting without getting a boner
6. Popemobile beat the ice cream truck in a drag race
5. Went to see Bruce Bruce and didn't laugh
4. Didn't punch George Bush in the face after being called Sir
3. Predicted the Golden State Warriors wouldn't win a championship
2. Lost to Chuck Norris at arm wrestling, but only by a little
1. Finally offered a formal apology for the Galleleo affair after centuries of recalcitrance, truly a miracle!

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