THE END WILL COME AT SUNDOWN

"THE END IS HERE... THE END OF HIGH PRICES!"

Bin Laden Taken Down A Notch By US Intelligence, Media

US Intelligence Releases New Details About Bin Laden Lifestyle

I have here in my hand a list of 205 that were made known to the Secretary of State as being Conspiracy Theorists and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department.

Bin Laden Killed?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Top Ten Miracles Performed By Pope John Paul II:

10. Turned water into ice

9. Once ate at Pizzeria Uno without taking Pepcid AC

8. Took a leak at the airport and the urinal flushed itself

7. First pope to visit a boy scout meeting without getting a boner

6. Popemobile beat the ice cream truck in a drag race

5. Went to see Bruce Bruce and didn't laugh

4. Didn't punch George Bush in the face after being called Sir

3. Predicted the Golden State Warriors wouldn't win a championship

2. Lost to Chuck Norris at arm wrestling, but only by a little

1. Finally offered a formal apology for the Galleleo affair after centuries of recalcitrance, truly a miracle!