John McCain announced his candidacy for president today while appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman. What do you think?


I could never support a candidate who isn’t willing to throw soft money at 527s created with the intent of reminding voters that Obama sounds like Osama.




Debbie Bank
Patent attorney



Letterman isn’t funny. I guess McCain couldn’t do Leno because he would have come off like a Schwarzenegger wannabe. He should have announced on that show with the Scottish guy, what’s his face?



Roger Khalid
Wal*Mart Greeter



I don’t see how this settles the real question we’ve all been asking. Who would win a drag race between the Straight Talk Express and the Madden Bus?




Reggie Freedman
Delivery Driver

The Best Part of Waking Up is Indifference in a Waffle Cone

As MMA continues to ascend in the United States, more and more ratings grubbing blow-dried journalists are going to ignorantly take pot shots at the sport we all love. In the face of these attacks, I’m convinced there is only one thing that faithful MMA fans can do. Invoke human-animal combat. That’s right. Civilized peoples have always allowed for combat between men. The line between civilization and barbarism is demarcated clearly between those societies that allow only human-human combat and those which sanction man against beast. Next time an ignorant blowhard gets on TV and says “MMA is barbaric”, write a letter. Tell the bastard that the real ill tearing at the fabric of society is ‘roo boxing. Hopefully a light bulb will go off and he'll realize “hey, that’s a good point, MMA isn’t so bad after all.”