"So what is the Glass? A machine: or rather, a project for an unfinished contraption that could never be built because its use was never fully clear, and because (in turn) it parodies the language and the forms of science without the slightest regard for scientific probability, sequence, cause and effect."
I spend a lot of time lecturing you guys about getting RESULTS with the RL Champion Ultimate Turbo 20-Notch System™, but I recently discovered a shocking secret that changes everything FOREVER.
As it turns out, not everybody is a good listener. It's not that you guys aren't trying to understand the POWER of the SYSTEM, but get this: I know I don't usually admit to being wrong, I'm perfect after all, but this time I have to admit it: I have some room for improvement. It's not easy but there I said it. I counted on you guys listening and understanding, but my message is just too powerful for most guys to comprehend. That's how this all got started.
Beginning today, I'm going to keep lecturing you to work the RL Champion Ultimate Turbo 20-Notch System™ (you're not getting off THAT easy, ha! Ease causes gynecomastia and Prius ownership, I won't ever let THAT happen to my loyal readers). But from now on, in addition to TELLING you the benefits of working the System™, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU- real life success stories of guys who have taken it up a notch by working the System, The RL Champion Ultimate Turbo 20-Notch System™