Halloween Bells By Edgar Allen Poe

Hear the shrieking of the bells

Halloween Bells!

Mean Bells

Make you scream bells

What a world of fright as you're hung by your lapels

Upside-down above a flaming cauldron

Of your enemy's delight

Their vibration steals your breath

Their gleeful mocking tone

Toasts your rendezvous with death

Oh, the bells, bells, bells!

Litter gloomy solemn air with the ramparts of doom

Yet all is not lost for there's redemption in this room

As ghouls, angelic ghouls?

Avulse the flesh from the bones of John Tesh

Wondrous Bells!

Halloween Bells!

Don't mope bells

There's still hope that your lightly used soul sells

To the highest ebay bidder with perfect feedback

Wall Street Bells!

Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,

The nightmare is as bad as it seems

As the ghouls hoard baskets of disembodied dreams

In their closets just like Guidos stock hair gels

So forewarn the bells

Gloomy bells!

If salvation is your goal

Hurry because time is short

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

Place a put option on your soul

Only you can't afford the premium

Now the bells bring on delirium

Broadcasting your demise at their symposium

Auctioning your organs to thieving swine

For cheap

For your parts are more worthless than their sum

Your strutting fretting petty drama is drowned out

By the cackling laughing hum

Of the bells, bells, bells -
The gleeful laughing of the bells,
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells

The haunting and the hating of the halloween bells